Shower Affirmation Cards

Turn your shower into more than just a rinse—it’s now your sacred, sassy self-care ritual. These waterproof affirmation cards stick to any smooth surface (shower wall, mirror, tile) with just a splash of water. No adhesives, no mess, no excuses.

Packed with affirmations that are soft, fierce, or funny-as-hell, these cards are here to help you love yourself, seize the day, call in abundance, or let that sh*t go.

How it Works:

1. Get it Wet – Splash water on the back and slap it on your wall.

2. Take a Breath – You’re not just cleaning your body, you’re clearing your vibe.

3. Say it Like You Mean It – Out loud, in your head, or to your loofah.

4. Repeat, Release, Receive – Say it until it sticks (like the card).

5. Rotate as Needed – Self-love, abundance, fierce AF, or “I’m over it”—pick your mood.

Reusable, waterproof, and designed to make you laugh while you level up your mindset—because self-care should be fun, even when you’re naked.

44 Vinyl Cards in each set.